15% Raise!!!

"Wobbles the Mind" (wobblesthemind) 12/18/2016 at 13:38 • Filed to: Businesses Be Like...

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I have been extremely impressed by all of you here in the Opposphere. I believe that great service deserves a great reward and have decided to increase whatever you currently make by 15% going into the new year! Thank you, Oppo!

Of course since the only thing you make is content this means you are now responsible for a 15% increase in productivity. Happy Holidays!!

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Wobbles the Mind 12/18/2016 at 13:42

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Yay. You can now afford more hookers, & blow in Vegas.

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Wobbles the Mind 12/18/2016 at 14:00

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So if I’m currently unemployed do I get 15% more time in a day?

404 - User No Longer Available > Wobbles the Mind 12/18/2016 at 14:11

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In reality, I’d be lucky to even get an inflation increase. Every year I just prepare for the worst so I don’t get disappointed.

Wobbles the Mind > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 12/18/2016 at 14:13

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Yes, but after taxes you’ll end up owing me an hour every 187 days.

E90M3 > Wobbles the Mind 12/18/2016 at 14:15

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I got an 11% raise, twice actually, it was nice.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time 12/18/2016 at 14:20

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I’ll give a 100% raise.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Wobbles the Mind 12/18/2016 at 14:30

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I am holding you to your promise. All my posts better have 15% more views and comments than last year.

PRBot II > Wobbles the Mind 12/18/2016 at 14:33

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Wasn’t planning on commenting. But dammit I have a quota to meet now, so.

OPPOsaurus WRX > 404 - User No Longer Available 12/18/2016 at 15:19

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The low expectation no disappointment team. How are we doing?

DC3 LS, will be perpetually replacing cars until the end of time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/18/2016 at 15:34

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Does that mean I get DOUBLE for bottle caps!?

Drinks are on me tonight WHOOOO!!!!

404 - User No Longer Available > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/18/2016 at 16:00

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Well I won’t know till next month... that’s when we get our slips. Hopefully the slip isn’t pink.